Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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