This girl is more easily done than said...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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