shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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