Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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