My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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