He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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