I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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