I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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