Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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