it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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