Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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