My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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