i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
why is half of my head shaved?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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