I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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