Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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