i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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