You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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