He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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