I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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