Jerry, you need to find god
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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