he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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