have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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