But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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