All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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