only if we run a train.
done.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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