I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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