Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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