So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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