So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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