The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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