All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Randomize