the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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