I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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