They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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