my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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