My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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