And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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