what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Randomize
