I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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