Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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