Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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