I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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