do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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