Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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