Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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