just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
