just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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