Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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