And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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