i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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