We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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