Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Why is there bacon in the couch?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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