Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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