I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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