I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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