My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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